Writing
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Random First Impressions of Argentina
First of all, I love this country. I knew I did when I visited this place 1 year ago and I am glad to see that I picked wisely. Granted…
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Handwritten letters hold a lot of weight
My family in England is so good about sending letters and disappointingly I have never reciprocated their efforts. I have always opted to use electronic methods which I argue allow…
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How Not to Send Someone to Germany
Something I learned traveling around Europe and will never forget is the fact that it is never a good idea to stay up all night to avoid staying in a…
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Olavarria Bike Race
I show up in Buenos Aires and I am antsy for some racing action on my bicycle. I go online and look for whatever I can find and come across…
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So How About Those Bikes in the Garage?
It has become very obvious to myself and all those around me that I have this infatuation for bicycles right now. I justify this lust with the osteonecrosis that I…
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Ko Phangan and the Full Moon Party
Once a month during the high tourist season, there is a giant congress of travellers on a small island on the east coast of Thailand called Ko Phangan. In the…
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Forced Cat Abortion Is Not a Crime
I have this cat named Mussolini. This cat was birthed from a whore and apparently turned out to be a whore herself. I determined she was pregnant right around the…
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Dustin’s 18th Birthday Present
For good or ill, gift giving amongst my male friends is not very good for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, Halloween, or any other occasion that normally requires a gift to be…
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Voluntary Tasering
I love foosball… it can appear to be extremely haphazard and frantic to many people watching. But there are moments in a foosball game where the game has been building…
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Haircut Bets
I have always had this desire to have a flowing mane of hair. Unfortunately with my genetics, that is becoming less likely with each passing day. I have heard that…
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First Road Bike Crash
Going into the last turn of the race with 100 yards to go, sitting in the top 20 spots, two guys crash to the floor, skidding and ripping their jerseys.…
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Some Questions we Need to Make Socially Acceptable
I find that being extremely inquisitive is one of the most rewarding things about being a person. By taking on this attribute, you can learn until your brain explodes. You…