Luke Edward Ollett

I want to see every continent in the world. I have raced my bicycle in three of those continents. I have laser enhanced vision with an appointment to install x-ray vision next year. My general life goal is to aspire to be a renaissance man. I do not want to be one, just try to be one, because being one would just be too boring.

I have lived in four countries and claim to speak two languages if you do not count the 18 computer languages I know how to speak. I adore cooking and have never cooked the same thing twice nor have I used a recipe exactly as it tries to instruct.

I love to dance as long as you do not put any rules on my awkward moving legs. My legs by the way consist of about 70% of my body weight. My jokes are never really jokes, better to describe them as stories. I have a motorcycle stored in a temporary shed that launched me to 278km/h on the 73 freeway.

I have a giant scar on my head that I have never seen. Ya I have tried mirrors, three of them in fact. My left eye is slowly closing on me, likely never to open again. I really, really, hate to lose.